Drama is over

Dom and I are fine now. Still got issues, but whatever. Anyway, a quick peek at the conversations we have.
So I'm on the bed in our room and Dom is getting us something to drink from the kitchen. I hit the play button to start Bambi, which Dom has never scene.

Dom walks in while the intro music is playing.

Dom: What the fuck is this?

Me: Bambi.

Dom: I don't know if it's intentional or not but he music is making me sad. I'm getting sad from a kid's movie and nothing's happened yet.

Me: ...

Dom: No, seriously, I wanna slit my wrists. Bambi is making me want to slit my wrists.

Me: *cracks up and almost falls off the bed*